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Rodney Carrington is the smartest man I have ever known.

This (admittedly low quality) video is of his song entitled “Show Them To Me” about his love of breasts, encouraging women (and, unfortunately, a few men) to show a little titty as he sings a little ditty.

Just a little sample:

“Show them to me…
Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free…
They’d look a whole lot better
Without that sweater… … “It’ll do you good
and it’ll give me wood…”

The man is a damn modern Robert Frost… and I salute him for his artistic genius.

I’m also making this my official theme song.

From his DVD Live at the Majestic