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  1. tj posted this

I need a bigger fence

Our neighbors thus far today:

  1. Left their dogs (they are backyard breeders) outside to bark all afternoon, asking to be let in

  2. They sent their daughter, who has been out of school for several days with swine flu (she went back today for the first time) AND WHO IS STILL COUGHING over to our house.

If The Boy gets sick, I am punching both of her parents in the face, and then going to spit some of my remaining phlegm in their mouths.

Pro tip: don’t have more dogs or kids than you plan to take care of… and if you don’t, don’t pawn them off on your neighbors.