Fun Size Bytes (from @Tj)

http://twitter.com/damselesque/status/5070571866

This (above) reminded me of this (below):

atsween:

Wife: “Why is your iPhone in the bathroom?”
Me: “I was reading something.”
Wife: “While pooping?”
Me: “Yes.”
Wife: “On the iPhone you are going to give to me?”
Me: “I was gonna wipe it off.”

Which reminds me of something else I read (which I can’t find the source of):

“The only people who don’t use their iPhone in the bathroom are people who don’t have an iPhone.”