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While Bush’s speech was mostly eloquent and free of the language gaffes he admits he is famous for, he said he regretted appearing in front of a “Mission Impossible” sign during a televised address in 2003. The controversial banner referring to the U.S. mission in Iraq, actually said “Mission Accomplished.

Shoes fly as George W. Bush speaks in Montreal

[Moltz stares dumbfounded at his computer screen, unable to form words.]

(via moltz)

while [ “$CONSCIOUS” = “yes” ] do send {head—>desk}; done

Times like this I wonder what would have happened if W had died chocking on that pretzel. Then I realize Cheney would have been president. Then I go back to wondering how the world might be different had the Supreme Court not appointed W president…