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I am probably going out on a limb here by saying that I really don’t agree with circumcising strong female character spanking vaccines.

(via biorhythmist)

As long as we can agree not to breast feed them after 18 months… and if they throw up, we call it “spit up” if we don’t like them and “vomit” if we do. Oh, and then we should find out if they believe in God. Or not. And if so, do they believe in the same God in the same way that we do.

Otherwise, fuck ‘em.