Fun Size Bytes (from @Tj)You know if you don’t feed your dog, he’s gonna end up in your neighbors’ trash.
Source:
Overheard from one of the hair stylists while getting my haircut.
The sentence prior to that was: “Men are like dogs” and the sentence after it was “So you’d better keep your man happy in bed if you don’t want to find him all up in your neighbor’s trash.”
The ladies were on quite a roll today. Apparently they haven’t heard about how Tumblr feels about stereotyping…
Another one claimed that “it isn’t ‘premarital’ sex once you’ve been married and divorced.” To which another one said, “No, then it’s just fornication…”
I figure half of the cost is for the haircut, the other is for the entertainment value…
