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One More From the Hair Ladies

Client: “(talking about a guy who likes her) He’s sweet… all the dorky ones are…”

Stylist 1: “And if they’re good lookin’ there’s always something wrong with them…”

Stylist 2: “All the good ones are married or gay…”

It’s amazing to me that none of these women have found a good relationship. Really. I’m stunned.