monkeyfrog replied to your quote: Well, shuck my corn…
Because you’re weird. You couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
Oh, I get it, you’re saying I can’t read, right? How dumb do you think I am? Well just hand over that boot. Come on, give it here!
The instructions are on the heel, eh? Ok, fine, I’ll just turn the boot ove—-VERY FUNNY CARY NOW I HAVE PISS ALL OVER MY FAVORITE JEANS.
I’M TELLING MOM.