Fun Size Bytes

  • Who I Follow
  • "Favorite Part" posts (starting at oldest)
  • Favorite Part (starting with most recent)
  • Contact Me
  • ask me anything
  • rss
  • archive

  • monkeyfrog replied to your quote: Well, shuck my corn…

    Because you’re weird. You couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

    Oh, I get it, you’re saying I can’t read, right? How dumb do you think I am? Well just hand over that boot. Come on, give it here!

    The instructions are on the heel, eh? Ok, fine, I’ll just turn the boot ove—-VERY FUNNY CARY NOW I HAVE PISS ALL OVER MY FAVORITE JEANS.

    I’M TELLING MOM.

    • May 10, 2012 (6:01 pm)
    • 17 notes
    • #Replies
    • #monkeyfrog
    Previous Post Home Next Post
    1. naimhe likes this
    2. cleapow likes this
    3. vmarinelli likes this
    4. amassofhumanity likes this
    5. ashamedtosay likes this
    6. swayinganyway likes this
    7. mathcat345 likes this
    8. rsmallbone likes this
    9. davesnothere likes this
    10. monkeyfrog said: I haven’t had this much fun since the pigs ate my little brother.
    11. felistella likes this
    12. tbridge likes this
    13. crustyjuggler72 likes this
    14. reagank likes this
    15. sblaufuss likes this
    16. frageelay said: You couldn’t find your ass with both hands.
    17. tj posted this
© 2008–2013 Fun Size Bytes