
Sweet fancy Jesus, who sees this picture and says “ZOMG I MUST CLICK THIS AD, PLEASE TELL ME YOUR SECRET!” as opposed to “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?”
What do these people do the other ±360 days a year when they aren’t at some “MUSKLES R WE” convention? Who would hire them? To do what? I doubt the guy can even tie his own shoes.