Fun Size Bytes (from @Tj)

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DAN: You make my heart go pitter-patter.
ME: That might be a heart defect. Did you ever think of that?
DAN: It’s not a heart defect.
ME: It might be.
DAN: It’s love.
ME: I’m just saying I’d have a medical professional check that out.
DAN: You’re so romantic.

(I think Dan may be related to @wifeoftj… who is going to read this and say “You’re so mean…” and then I’m going to say “I thought you were supposed to be studying” and then she’ll say “I WAS TAKING A BREAK! Like you’re one to talk…”)