Esp. with a large woman, lay the pen0r between the ass cheeks and masturbate with them. Just before you ejaculate, say “Use the force Luke”, and then spread and aim for her exhaust port.

Extra points for painting the pen0r like an X-Wing and your balls like Tie-fighters.

Deduct points if you bullseye her “whomp rat”.

example: “I did a trench-run on Lisa last night, she growled like a wookiee”

Source:

Urban Dictionary definition of ‘trench run’

The author of this definition also reports that ladyboobs feel like bags of sand.

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