Fun Size Bytes (from @Tj)

“So your Aunt Phyllis is in the hospital again with gout and… Son, are you licking the phone? Son? Are you OK? It sounds like you’re breathing pretty heavily there… are you—George, call the 911, I think Jimmy is having a stroke… Oh wait, now I think he’s snoring…”

ps — the dude is wearing a tie. Because he’s classy.

pps — you know, with the right ringtone — think Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally — this could really be something.

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