One does not simply walk out of Mordor with only the items one came for.
Before Target was ‘a thing’ my sister used to refer to Wal-Mart as having a $100 “cover charge” :-)
every time.
I call it target head. they should start a 1800 number you can call if you ever find yourself stuck in a target and unable to leave so you can have someone talk you down…
I try to avoid shopping at Target nowadays but back when I did, I always came out having spent at least twice as much money than I originally intended.
See also: Michael’s arts and crafts store
Every. Goddamn. Time.
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One does not simply walk out of Mordor with only the items one came for. Before Target was ‘a thing’ my sister used to...
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i lav target
THAT’S HOW THEY DO IT!
Fuckin-A! Its the $100 store. Since I can’t ever leave without spending $100!!
Target makes every bit of me happy. Unless you count my credit card as a bit of me.
I live down the street from one. Beautiful bastard of a store.