You might have to be a nerd to properly enjoy this one (which makes this completely unlike my usual posts) but this was definitely the Post Of The Day.
fuiru said:
My favourite text adventure was one where you type “Fart” and it went “A cloud of noxious fumes rise up. You cannot breathe. You are dead.”
yellowcakeuranium said:
The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearso