I can get you a table.
Porcelain or stainless?
Slightly used. Fair condition.
May be haunted.
50 cool points and a case of cavity fluid included free. Just for funsies.
Stainless seems like a desirable attribute for such a table.
Haunted is no biggie, I think I have a book somewhere which explains how to take care of that.
Then for the full effect, I’ll just need a cadaver. But I have a few ideas for potential victims—I mean DONORS—err I mean “people who were already totally dead when I got here.”
If only I knew someone who worked at a hospital who might be able to “refer” some people to me…