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  • Dear TJ

    lastoneinthepool:

    I can get you a table.

    Porcelain or stainless?

    Slightly used. Fair condition.

    May be haunted.

    50 cool points and a case of cavity fluid included free. Just for funsies.

    Stainless seems like a desirable attribute for such a table.

    Haunted is no biggie, I think I have a book somewhere which explains how to take care of that.

    Then for the full effect, I’ll just need a cadaver. But I have a few ideas for potential victims—I mean DONORS—err I mean “people who were already totally dead when I got here.”

    If only I knew someone who worked at a hospital who might be able to “refer” some people to me…

    Source: lastoneinthepool
    • July 11, 2012 (1:10 pm)
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