Scene: me fidgeting in the car and mumbling to myself after 8-9 hours in the car
The Wife: “What did you say?”
The Wife: “I clearly heard ‘my ass’…”
Me: “I was just… adjusting things and said ‘Intelligent Design, my ass…”
The Wife: “Ah… so ‘the boys’ all better now?”
Me: “Yes. You women have it soooo easy.”
The Wife: “Uh huh, sure.”
Seriously though, anyone who thinks the theory of “Intelligent Design” is persuasive has obviously never taken a long car ride as the … “proprietor”… of a set of testicles.
Anyway, the good news is we made it to mom’s.
Remind me tomorrow to tell you my reasons for hating West Virginia, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, New York, and Connecticut. I am hoping to sleep now.