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OH HAI RICHARD & KAREN!!!

angelablack:

If you ever needed proof that Richard is a true gentleman… it’s that he passed up an opportunity to tell you that I made them drive around the neighbourhood for five minutes because I needed more time to find and put on my pants.

My phone was dead and so I didn’t know they were out front and the knock surprised the crap out of me because I wasn’t dressed and my hair was still wet and so I hid in my room for a few minutes going oh shit oh shit oh shit until I found a top to throw on to be decent enough to answer the door.

I’m not kidding when I say I’m a total trainwreck at being a girl. I think today I raised it to some sort of art form.

If you read “art form” as “ant farm” (as I unwittingly did), it makes a whole lot less sense.