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I don’t know what this is, but it is not Diet Coke. Don’t think it’s even Diet Pepsi.

I believe this here is “cola” being pawned off on unsuspecting restaurant customers as “Diet Coke.”

Sir, I know Diet Coke, and you are no Diet Coke.

(Speaking of Unidentified Foreign Objects, I believe the genre of music being played here would be categorized as “Bollywood Rap”. Which wouldn’t be half as bad if the station wasn’t half static.)