Each week for the past year or so I have checked with the AT&T DSL page to see if DSL is available in our area.
Actually it’s been longer than that because I posted about this in March 2011 and it had been going on for awhile before then.
Each week it has said the same thing:
“DSL is not yet available”
Today I loaded the page and the message changed!!!
I REPEAT, THE MESSAGE CHANGED!
“GOOD NEWS!” it begins.
Then I wet myself.
Then I finished reading the message:
Of course, “U-verse® High Speed Internet” isn’t available either.
But now every damn time I check that page I’m going to get excited until I learn that “Good news” is just AT&T LiarSpeak for “We hate saying ‘no’ so we’re saying ‘Look over there!’”
Which reminds me, this is what AT&T’s logo does when you aren’t looking:
via coyotesqrl who gave me this 3 years ago and it remains the best thing I’ve ever received from the Internet.