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Two buddies watching the sunset.

Kaylee: “So this is the window you fell out of?”

Noah: “A-yup. I me¡SQUIRREL!an I gue¡SQUIRREL!ss so tha¡SQUIRREL!t’s what they t¡SQUIRREL!ell me I really don’t rem¡SQUIRREL!ember…”

Kaylee: “How did you do that?”

Noah: “I dun¡SQUIRREL!‘no”

Kaylee: “Seriously, dude, what’s the fascination with squirrels?”

Noah: “I wud like to hug dem.”

Kaylee: “Hug them?”

Noah: “Hug dem.”

Kaylee: “And you would hug them with…?”

Noah: “My mouf.”

Kaylee: “That’s what I tho—”

Noah: “¡SQUIRREL!”