Conversations with my Doctor, a story in two parts

August:

Him: “You’re down about 15 pounds since the last time I saw you. Keep up the good work.”

Me: “What? Really?”

Him: “Yeah. Whatever you’re doing keep it up.”

Me: “But I haven’t been doing anything.”

Him: “We’ll, every little bit helps.”

Me: “No, I mean it, I have done nothing. Although, I’ve been thinking about starting to walk more.”

Him: “Walking is great.”

Me: goes home and buys new Fitbit, starts eating salads occasionally. Cuts way down on red meat, starts walking more often.

Today:

Me: “So, hey, how is my weight compared to last time?!”

Him: “Well, you’re up a few pounds…”

Me: “…”

[insert Hulk vs Loki gif here]