Doofus Welcome Wagon

I arrived home a little after 1 a.m. and Noah came out to greet me because of course he did.

I opened the car door to get out, and he immediately lunged into my lap. He promptly got himself stuck between the steering wheel and my legs, and couldn’t move forward or backwards.

To say that he is as dumb as a sack of hammers might underestimate the hammers.

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lovelyanomaly said: But he loooves you!
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mathcat345 said: Noah is just a big ball of love; no room for a lot of brains when you’re that full of love, right?
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