“Come on” she said.
“Let’s go skinny dipping,” she said.
“It’ll be fun,” she said.
“I won’t share these pictures with anyone,” she said.
I knew I shouldn’t have trusted her.
Now everyone who reads The Daily Mail has seen me naked.
I can never show my face around here again.
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