gordonshumway:

Pee Wee Herman is marketing and selling an Abstinence Ring.

No, really.

Will the last person off the planet turn the lights out? I think we’re done here.

Sure, it’s $20, but it comes with a free bottle of lotion and a $10 Fandango gift certificate.

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   Speechless. Really. Last sign of Armageddon?

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    Sure, it’s $20, but it comes with a free bottle of lotion...a $10 Fandango gift...

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    I’m thinking this...totally redundant; since wearing a Pee-wee Herman ring pretty much...

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