gordonshumway:


Pee Wee Herman is marketing and selling an Abstinence Ring.
No, really.
Will the last person off the planet turn the lights out? I think we’re done here.


Sure, it’s $20, but it comes with a free bottle of lotion and a $10 Fandango gift certificate.
http://peeweesstore.com/product_info.php?products_id=49

gordonshumway:

Pee Wee Herman is marketing and selling an Abstinence Ring.

No, really.

Will the last person off the planet turn the lights out? I think we’re done here.

Sure, it’s $20, but it comes with a free bottle of lotion and a $10 Fandango gift certificate.

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