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Totally awesome

theresa-c:

Me: God, this movie is the worst

Friend: I know

Me: WHY DIDN’T THEY JUST TAKE TURNS LYING ON THE FREAKING DOOR

Friend: And what was the point of throwing the necklace back in the ocean? Sell that shit and put your great-grandkids through college, you old bag

Me: And what about the guy she married and spent the rest of her life with? Guess he wasn’t invited to Titanic heaven

Friend: Ugh

Me: Kate Winslet’s boobs are awesome, though

Friend: For real

This sounds like the only viewing of Titanic that I would have enjoyed.