March 14, 2011
WHAT YOUR FAVORITE CLASSIC ROCK BAND SAYS ABOUT YOU

inthefade:

kellydeal:

The Eagles: You can only reach orgasm while listening to talk radio.

Rainbow: You have worn sweatpants to a funeral.

Thin Lizzy: You are often forced to change or cancel your plans due to “NO LOITERING” signs.

Journey: You own those running shoes that are shaped like feet.

Rush: You carry a small flashlight everywhere, and use it at least three times a day.

Fleetwood Mac: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of The Hobbit.

Blue Oyster Cult: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of Type 2 Diabetes for Dummies.

Jethro Tull: You have a favorite rune.

by John Peck

Lynyrd Skynyrd: You somehow have both long hair and a sunburned scalp.

Yes: Your ideal partner would be into both tantric sex and fat guys.

Creedence Clearwater Revival: You are frequently missing part of an eyebrow.

The Moody Blues: You are a former volunteer at the Liberace museum, a serial killer, or both.

The Grateful Dead: Your stories about the seventies make your daughter’s roommates at Tufts very uncomfortable.

T-Rex: No matter how much you clean, there will always be trace amounts of glitter on your stove and blender.

The Beatles: You can do exactly 1.5 pull-ups.

Badfinger: You are a Beatle.

Deep Purple: Some part of a law named after a young girl applies to you.

You have to read ALL of this. ALL OF IT.

Pink Floyd: Your garage is full of failed versions of your stereo/barbecue hybrid.

There are only 70 notes on this instead of 7,000, which I assume is due to a Tumblr glitch.

Or the fact that most of you are children who only hear these bands on the “oldies” station on Pandora.

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    There are only 70 notes on this instead of 7,000, which I assume is due to a Tumblr glitch. Or the fact that most of you...
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    The Beatles: You can do exactly 1.5 pull-ups. ..Yup
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