Words With The Wife, episode 2013-03-12

Her: “Would it be OK if my mom came for a visit?”

Me: “Of course. When?”

Her: “I’m going to look for flights now.”

Me: “OK.”

(Time Passes)

Her: “I got her a flight for March 26th.”

Me: “Oh good, she’ll be here for Easter.”

Her: “Yeah, and The Boy’s spring break.”

Me: “How long is she staying?”

Her: “She said to just get her a one-way ticket…”

Me: “I’m gonna need a bigger bourbon.”

Her: “What?”

Me: “What?”