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btothed:

talesofaniceberg:

luckyshirt:

If you are someone who needs to ever write anything ever, check out Omwriter.

I am absolutely in love with this thing.

Just go see.

Shhh. Go.

Psshhh…I guess. If you’re into amazingly awesome things or whatever. Then yeah because OMG DUDE THIS IS SO AWESOME.

Downloaded.

BtotheD:

I’ve been using this for nearly a year, now. Absolutely love it. The most zen writing experience you’ll ever find.

TJ: Ok, seriously, I try not to pee in other people’s pools, but this is the hokiest thing ever.

I can’t remember who said it, but someone recently said, “I think OmmWriter started off as a joke about the austere minimalism crowd, but no one seemed to get it, so they just went with it.”

Here’s their sales pitch:

We also offer a paid version to help boost your creative writing with even more audio and visual experiences which include new chromatheraphy backgrounds that use color to simulate creativity.

“Chromatheraphy”? Seriously? What sort of hippie bullshit is “Chromatheraphy”?

You ought to combine that with Aromatherapy and come up with “Chromaromatheraphy” your eyes and your nose at the same time. For best results, use only while sitting in a massage chair.

Hey, look, if it’s actually helping you get stuff done more power to you. I mean, I know that I can’t get any writing done if I’m not sitting pantsless in my favorite chair with a glass of scotch and absolutely no noise in the house. So who am I do disparage your whole grain hippie granola writing app.

And if you want to download it without giving them your email address, the free version is here and the $5 version is here.