Fun Size Bytes (from @Tj)

She's the Aggressive to my Passive

• Scene: Leaving the Melting Pot and finding a group of 10-12 white fifty-something men & women, blocking the exit, standing around talking, and completely oblivious to anyone else.
• Me (loudly): Hey, I've got a great idea. Why don't we stand around and talk right in the middle of the room, so everyone has to go around us?!
• Her (as loudly): That sounds like a great idea to me!