Fun Size Bytes (from @Tj)God's Gifts
- (Old joke, not mine; my addendum follows)
- God, at the end of Creating Adam and Eve: I'm going to give one of you the ability to pee standing up.
- Adam: Oh, pick me! Pick me! That would be great for when I'm out working in the fields or hiking in the woods looking for food. Can I have it? Can I? Can I?
- Eve: If he wants it so badly, let him have it.
- God: Ok then. Let's see what else I have in here. Looks like one thing left. Ah yes: multiple orgasms.
- (I told that joke to a female friend as we hurried back home so she wouldn't have to use a public bathroom.)
- Me: So, it's easier for us to use public restrooms, but I still think you got the better end of the deal.
- Her: Well if those were the last two gifts God gave us, I'm guessing you get to use yours more often than I get to use mine.
- (ZING!)
