Fun Size Bytes (from @Tj)Discount Logic
- Me: (handing a print out to a so-called "customer service" employee) You sell this same item for $10 less on your website.
- Drone: We don't match prices to other stores.
- Me: It's *your* website.
- Drone: We don't match prices to websites.
- Me: It's your website... where I can order this same item to be shipped to the store for free.
- Drone: Sorry [Translation: I couldn't possibly care any less than I do right now, because they give me no power of authority to do anything but parrot company policy even when it makes no sense, so why should I mistake a paycheck for a reason to care?]
