Fun Size Bytes (from @Tj)

Posted: Friday, March 6th, 2009 at 2:36 pm.
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Actually, No

More background on <a href="http: //twitter.com/tj/statuses/1289478988">My Twitter about my love for scallions</a>:
Waitress: Is everything OK?
Me: Well… Yes, everything is fine. I just forgot to tell you to leave the scallions off because I hate scallions and my wife is not here to —
Waitress: (interrupting) —pick them off for you?
Me: Um…noooo. She's not here to remind me to tell you that I hate scallions when I ordered them.
(I'm sure she didn't *mean* to sound condescending, but at 35 and after 13 years of marriage, I've managed to figure out how to pick crap I don't like off my own food. I'm kind of amazing that way. But yes, sometimes I do fail to remember some ways that foods are prepared that I don't like. Still, it wasn't the smartest thing to say to someone whose tips you rely on for your income.)