“As Seen On TV.”

After all these years, I can’t believe they are still using “As Seen On TV” as a selling point.

Maybe it made sense when television was relatively new and exotic, but today? Does anyone really care that something is “As Seen on TV”?

I’m not just a spokesman, I’m also a client…

We now have two of these “Table-Mate 2” units in our house.

Why?

Because one was not enough. It was always downstairs when I wanted it upstairs and vice-versa. So I bought another one.

Are you judging me?

No? Good. I didn’t think so.

They’re simple to put together, and work really well both for laptop usage as well as for keeping your food/beverages away from your computer stuff if you have a desk.

Rather than bitching about spilling your coffee/wine on your laptop, get yourself a separate little table. $25 is a lot cheaper than a laptop repair.

$25 at Amazon

P.S.

Don’t be taken in by those Table-Mate fuckers. They’re scum of the earth. You want nothing to do with them. You want the Table-Mate-2. Just don’t let them bully you into using Roman Numerals, because Roman Numerals Always Suck.

“As Seen On TV.”

After all these years, I can’t believe they are still using “As Seen On TV” as a selling point.

Maybe it made sense when television was relatively new and exotic, but today? Does anyone really care that something is “As Seen on TV”?

I’m not just a spokesman, I’m also a client…

We now have two of these “Table-Mate 2” units in our house.

Why?

Because one was not enough. It was always downstairs when I wanted it upstairs and vice-versa. So I bought another one.

Are you judging me?

No? Good. I didn’t think so.

They’re simple to put together, and work really well both for laptop usage as well as for keeping your food/beverages away from your computer stuff if you have a desk.

Rather than bitching about spilling your coffee/wine on your laptop, get yourself a separate little table. $25 is a lot cheaper than a laptop repair.

$25 at Amazon

P.S.

Don’t be taken in by those Table-Mate fuckers. They’re scum of the earth. You want nothing to do with them. You want the Table-Mate-2. Just don’t let them bully you into using Roman Numerals, because Roman Numerals Always Suck.

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