No Good Answer

I hereby begin the canonical list of questions for which there are no good answers:

1. Which of these kids is boning my teenage daughter?

2. What kind of cancer do I have?

3. What is that sticky stuff that I just stepped in with my bare feet?

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   *I’m so bummed to know that the Capital One marketing rep wasn’t just obsessed with me. How can that asshole have time...

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   23. Why do I keep waking up with a sore jaw and no underwear? 24. Are you my dad? 25. What happened to Liz Phair?

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    20. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? 21. How soon is now? 22. WTF?

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    17. Why don’t you love me, Mom? 18. Should I be proud of this much blood in my stool? 19. What’s Twitter?

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    17. How many times do I have to tell you? 18. You peed in the *what*? 19. Should I put the condom on the left one or the...

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    14. Are you my daddy? 15. Well, isn’t there something you can do? 16. Which version of Vista should I get?

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