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  • Anal Glaucoma

    A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

    “What’s the matter?” he asks.

    “I have a case of anal glaucoma,” she says in a weak voice.

    “What the hell is anal glaucoma?”

    “I can’t see my ass coming into work today.”

    (This was new to me, via email from my sister.)

    • March 28, 2009 (10:00 am)
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      I’m laughing harder than I should be, and can’t wait for Chris to get home so I can show him this one. Anal glaucoma. I...
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