Oh. My. God.
This is the social media equivalent of wearing your boyfriend’s letterman jacket.
ZOMG! They’re going to give me $0.50 of every $20.00 they make off of what *I* wrote! That’s sooooo awesome! FIFTY CENTS! I mean, what kind of egotistical jackass wouldn’t be ok with those terms?! Oh. Right. He hates everything fun.