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Sometimes Kaylee likes to sit while she eats.
Sometimes she likes to tip her food bowl over.
Sometimes both.
Our dogs are weirdos. But they’re each weird in their own way.
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Sorry to make the corner of your room look stupid and gross.
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“What? No, I totally meant to be here. I’m definitely not stuck with my butt between the wall and the bed. I’m just going to put my head down and go to sleep now.”
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“Ok get me out.”
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Ridiculous beagle is ridiculous. And also an obnoxiously loud snorer.
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~ “Whatd’ya mean your pillow?” ~
Can you believe it’s been a week already?
Happy Sundog
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Does this look like a body that could create 87dBs of sound while snoring?
Well, it does.
Not that any of you care because you’re all just looking at her picture and not even really reading these words anyway.
That’s understandable. She is adorable. The most adorable “pee and snoring machine” I have ever seen.
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Well, Kaylee, I have to give you credit for picking the correct room…
However we usually use the toilet, not the floor. And the door. And the wall.
You are a girl dog, right?
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Butt to butt beagles!
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[Photo not included]
You know that things that dogs sometimes do when they are getting ready to sleep, where they take their paws and scratch furiously at the bed/couch/chair/cushion, even if their scratching does nothing to actually change what they are about to sleep on?
Kaylee just did that.
To my ***ass***.
Note: in a battle between boxer shorts and dog claws, boxer shorts do not win.
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Or like this.
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This is how she spent most of the ride home.
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She’s here!!!!!
When The Boy first saw her and (before realizing it was a girl) furrowed his brow and said, “Lucky?”
And then my heart broke into a million pieces.
(She’s currently busy sniffing the entire house.)
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Current status
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The Wife: “Hey, look at this…”
(hands me her iPhone, which is showing the picture seen above.)
Me: “Awww, adorable… who’s is that?” (we have a lot of friends on Facebook who have beagles)
(I scroll down and see ‘I Am Available For Adoption’…)
Me: (handing her iPhone back to her) “Why you little—”
Her: “What?”
Me: “That was a total setup. You totally set me up.”
Her: (all innocent like) “What? No I—”
Me: (gives her the “who the fuck do you think you’re kidding?” look)
Her: “—Ok, maybe a little. But look at her.”
Me: “No… I refuse…”
Her: “Look at the cuteness!”
Me: “I must have that dog…”
Her: “That was my reaction too!” (she said, confirming the Total Setup-ness of the Obvious Total Setup)
Me: “DAMMIT! I was just talking to Lindsay about this last night…”
And then MomOfWifeOfTJ called.
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(Fast-forward about 30 minutes. The Wife had just gotten off the phone with her mother and come back into the room.)
Her: “Ok, so that beagle is available at gotbe—”
Me: “Yeah I already filled out the adoption application.”
Her: bursts out in laughter
Me: “What do you think I was doing while you were on the phone with your mother?”
Anyway:
We may possibly be adopting another beagle. (You can see her page by clicking on the image or the ‘source’ link)
Her name with be Kaylee.
The Moral of the Story: Girls are sneaky and not to be trusted.
Here’s another picture because of the cuteness.
