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  • And then you find the screenshots from that time when your wife — who was studying to be a Veterinary Technician — forgot the meaning of the word retriever in Golden Retriever.

My favorite part of this is the elapsed time it took her to realize what she had said.


(Yes, I fat-fingered “I’d” instead of “if” but I don’t think that was the cause of her confusion)

    And then you find the screenshots from that time when your wife — who was studying to be a Veterinary Technician — forgot the meaning of the word retriever in Golden Retriever.

    My favorite part of this is the elapsed time it took her to realize what she had said.

    (Yes, I fat-fingered “I’d” instead of “if” but I don’t think that was the cause of her confusion)

    • 3 months ago
    • 20 notes
    • #The Wife
    • #iMessage
  • Breaking News

    Breaking News

    • 3 months ago
    • 37 notes
    • #iMessage
    • #Lady Poop Yogurt
  • That Time I Almost Had An iAneurysm

    That Time I Almost Had An iAneurysm

    • 3 months ago
    • 33 notes
    • #iMessage
    • #cowbell
  • Texts From The Wife

    Texts From The Wife

    • 3 months ago
    • 66 notes
    • #iMessage
  • “Your son is so you in the shoe shopping genes.”
    —

    The Wife, via iMessage

    In case it was in any way unclear, this is not a compliment.

    • 5 months ago
    • 23 notes
    • #iMessage
    • #The Wife
    • #The Boy
    • #I don't think it was unclear
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