And then you find the screenshots from that time when your wife — who was studying to be a Veterinary Technician — forgot the meaning of the word retriever in Golden Retriever.
My favorite part of this is the elapsed time it took her to realize what she had said.
(Yes, I fat-fingered “I’d” instead of “if” but I don’t think that was the cause of her confusion)
Your son is so you in the shoe shopping genes.
That Time I Almost Had An iAneurysm
The Wife, via iMessage
In case it was in any way unclear, this is not a compliment.