loveclaire replied to your post: Dear Person Who Said That In&Out is Better Than Five Guys: Do you hear that ringing in your ears? That’s me calling BULLSHIT. Pick up. PICK UP.
A secret menu that they blatantly advertise on their website. I miss Five Guys sooo much.
What about those people like me who don’t even have the Internet? Hrm? Did you even think about them?
And … you miss Five Guys? Are you saying that you like both Five Guys and In&Out? Because we’re at war, Claire, pick a side…
~ Sausages ~
On a different note: here’s an important tip for all you meat-eaters out there. When you’re cooking up some sausages to eat late at night because you don’t have any hamburger and you really want some meat (not like that, pervs), there’s an important question you should ask before throwing the package away.
“Are these precooked sausages that I’m just supposed to heat up and eat? Or are these raw sausages that I’m going to have to let cook for awhile?”
Because that sausage that I just bit into after 5 minutes on each side to get the outside brown? Yeah, that’s not a precooked sausage, so I just had all sorts of raw animal meat in my mouth (not like that, pervs) and I’ve gotta say I don’t think that’s a mistake I’m going to ever make again.
Not to mention that “sausage” is basically made from armpits and ears anyway…
(Dear Vegetarian followers: I’m very sorry.)
~ “What’s that smell?” ~
“What’s that smell? It’s not bad… it’s just … different?”
— thing I said no fewer than 8 times tonight in the hours after lighting a new Yankee Candle
~ Mike’s Harder Lemonade ~
I went grocery shopping last week and picked up some “Mike’s Harder” lemonade, which I hadn’t seen before. It’s like Mike’s Hard Lemonade, except… well, you know… it comes in cans. (Not like that, pervs.)
Anyway, I tried one the other night and… it wasn’t bad… it was just a little… weird. Almost like lemonade-beer, almost like lemon-beer-soda… Like I said: weird.
The Wife came home two days later and said “Why’d you buy the Mike’s Harder again?”
Me: “I haven’t had it before.”
Her: “Yes you have.”
Me: “I have? Did I like it before?”
Her: “You said it was weird.”