Oh, so 'qat' is a variant of 'kat'…

Oh, so 'qat' is a variant of 'kat'…

…and 'kat' is a variant of 'kete'…

…and 'kat' is a variant of 'kete'…

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, DR. SEUSS?!?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, DR. SEUSS?!?

Meh, whatever, we've lost interest…TL;DR

Meh, whatever, we've lost interest…TL;DR

“What does ‘qat’ mean?” asked The Boy.

It wasn’t in the standard Mac OS X Dictionary, so I launched the OED for Mac and… well, see above.

Funny, that’s your mom’s nickname for me too.

Funny, that’s your mom’s nickname for me too.

Ugh…

Not a real word?!

What the hell?

I can’t believe the guy who made Words With Friends has never seen Star Wars.

Ugh…

Not a real word?!

What the hell?

I can’t believe the guy who made Words With Friends has never seen Star Wars.

Words With Friends - Etiquette and Protocol Guide, Draft 1

janetisserlis asked:

do people get annoyed if you specifically invite them to play wwf if they don’t know you?

Do ANY people anywhere ever get annoyed about this? Probably.

Do I know of any? No.

Would I point at them with a thumb on one hand and make a jerking-off motion with the other if they ever expressed being upset about something like that? Yes.

IS there an etiquette guide to wwf?

No. So I’m writing one. Because as MLK Jr. said “If not us, who; if not now; when?” and I think it’s clear he was talking about socially acceptable practices for an iPhone game.

So here’s my guide:

Words With Friends - So You Want To Start a Game With Someone

1) If you want to start a game with someone but you don’t know their WWF name, ask them their WWF name.

At that point they will either:

a) Tell you their WWF name

b) Not tell you their WWF name

c) Confess that they have a Flip Phone or some other non-iPhone/iPod touch device and therefore can’t play WWF.

2) Once you know their WWF name, start a game with them.

At that point they will either

a) Play

b) Decline

c) Not reply at all

d) Remind you that they still don’t have an iPhone/iPod touch and ask you to stop sending them requests to play a game that they don’t have. At this point I suggest that you start taking digital pictures of your Words With Friends board and email the pictures to them and ask what they would play if they did have a grown-up phone.

Words With Friends - “Help! Someone I don’t know wants to play a game with me! What do I do?!?!?”

The important thing here is not to panic. They are not asking you for for buttesecks, it’s a game.

1) If you have a Flip Phone or other non-iPhone/iPod touch device: try to politely decline, preferably without tears at what a shambles your life has become.

2) If you have an iPhone or iPod touch device and want to play a game, accept it.

3) If you have an iPhone or iPod touch device and don’t want to play a game, don’t accept it.

“Holy crap, I started a game with X and s/he is totally kicking my ass! What do I do?”

DO: Keep playing. You never know when you might score 116 points on one play.

DON’T: Suddenly stop playing and ignore the game. Your opponent can only have 20 games going at once. If you decide to just ignore yours because you don’t feel like playing, they have to wait several weeks for the game to kick you out.

IF YOU MUST: you can always resign the game if it is your turn and you really don’t want to continue.

“I tried to start a game with someone and they declined. Why do they hate me?!”

First of all, they probably don’t hate you.

They might just need a break (I did this about a week ago when I realized WWF was taking up just a little too much time.)

They might have too many games going and can’t start any more.

They might have hit the wrong button (I’ve done that).

There are lots of other people around. Post your WWF name on Twitter or on your Tumblr post and invite others to start a game with you.

“Someone tried to start a game with me, and I don’t want to seem like a jerk by declining it, but I don’t want to accept it either. Should I just ignore it like those Facebook requests from my idiot classmates from high-school?

No. If someone has a “pending” game with you, that means they can’t play with someone else. You’re taking one of their spots, which is douchiér than declining.

Just decline it, and if you feel the need to provide some explanation why, send them an Instant Message through the (declined) game telling them that you are planning to sell your iPhone to buy cat food. Or just stop worrying so much that someone is going to get mad at you for something trivial and instead realize that if they do get upset over this, you probably weren’t destined to be lifelong friends anyway.

TIPS: What do the eyes mean? What do the little numbers mean?

When you are looking at a list of games and see a pair of eyes on a particular game, that means that your opponent also has that game open and is looking at the board.

(Update: some have suggested that they might be playing WWF but might not be looking at your particular game. Or they might just be waiting for you to get undressed. Waiting… and waiting… and waiting…)

If you see a little number in a circle next to their name, it may mean that they have sent you an Instant Message through the game. Tap on the game and then tap on “Chat” at the top right to view their message. Tap “Board” to return to the game.

Conclusion

Well, I hope that was helpful.

Comments? Questions? Suggestions?

Was it good for you?

Words With Friends has no sense of whimsy.

Words With Friends has no sense of whimsy.

(Sorry for the giant images. They don’t seem that big on my local computer)

Ok, so last night I made my best WWF play ever (on yet another completely made-up word).

The Z was on a triple-letter score, and the A was on triple-word score, and the S pluralized another word. It was worth 109 points, and left me with 5 letters.

That was at 8:59pm.

At 10:34 I launched WWF again to see if TheBarMaiden had made a play (since push notifications aren’t working reliably, again) and I only had 2 letters.

Compare the two screenshots above. You’ll see that the score hasn’t changed, and it’s still not my turn, but 3 of my letters have disappeared.

I’d really like to know how that happened.

Update: I played those two letters on my next turn and the game ended (1:40 pm the next day). Had the game been very close, those three letters could have been the difference between winning or losing.

It’s taking 30 minutes to submit a word…

rinaedin:

hellamike:

But Words with Friends is working for me again!

Mine has been stuck on “Updating” since yesterday… :(

There was a bottom banner ad which said something about “performance improvements coming”.

I’m holding off on playing more games until that happens.

Someone let me know.

UPDATE: There is a new version of WordsWithFriends in the App Store. Downloading now

New and improved dictionary?

New and improved dictionary?

Those who live by the made up bullshit word…

Those who live by the made up bullshit word…

So Brienis answered my call for WWF partners, and right out of the gate I’m able to play VICINITY and use all of my letters.

Then I hit “JUN” with the J on a triple letter.

She plays JOB and I play BOOB (Come on, like any of you would avoid playing “BOOB JOB” if you had the chance.)

Now the letters I am given spell out  on their own / without me rearranging them

U TIT PAD

It’s basically entrapment at this point.

(I did not play “BUTT” as my next word. But only because I got a few more points elsewhere on the board.)

So Brienis answered my call for WWF partners, and right out of the gate I’m able to play VICINITY and use all of my letters.

Then I hit “JUN” with the J on a triple letter.

She plays JOB and I play BOOB (Come on, like any of you would avoid playing “BOOB JOB” if you had the chance.)

Now the letters I am given spell out on their own / without me rearranging them

U TIT PAD

It’s basically entrapment at this point.

(I did not play “BUTT” as my next word. But only because I got a few more points elsewhere on the board.)

Ain’t nobody more elite than me.

Ain’t nobody more elite than me.

Words With Friends

My WWF dance card suddenly has a few openings (luomat).

(no your Friday is out of control!)

Oh sure, play the dike card.

What.

Also: WEEPLEG

Oh sure, play the dike card.

What.

Also: WEEPLEG

Even a blind dog finds a bone every now and again.

This one was “kithara”.

I DO NOT KNOW, HUMAN.

I’m still losing after Stevie hit “axes” on a triple word/letter score combined with another word which resulted in 78 points.

Even a blind dog finds a bone every now and again.

This one was “kithara”.

I DO NOT KNOW, HUMAN.

I’m still losing after Stevie hit “axes” on a triple word/letter score combined with another word which resulted in 78 points.

“Improved Dictionary” = now I have to try all my guesses over again!

“Improved Dictionary” = now I have to try all my guesses over again!